The serious stuff for when

you have a serious problem.

Don’t tell Mom about these.


Queen’s Battle Axe. Not only does this massive weapon look fantastic when you’re all decked out in Queen Scale Armor, it is absolutely deadly. One-Shot almost everything!



Battle Axe! This is the one that says you’re all grown up. Time to play with the big boys!



Attitude Adjuster. For those times when you’ve got an attitude and something needs to pay for it.



Big Bertha. Of course. The big leagues. You’re there. Nothing says “run away screaming” more than swinging this massive monster around!



Except maybe Slice. Less colorful. More shiny. But just as badass as Bertha!



The Royal Guardian Sword. Only for the good guys. This is your badge of honor. This is respect.